1. elizabitchtaylor:

    If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

    (via imthejesusofsuburbia)

     
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  5. dobraeva:

    *puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

    (Source: panerasexual, via welcomeyearzero)

     

  6. guy:

    sometimes i forget how old i am and i try to do things i used to do as a kid and i just

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    (Source: guy, via dicketysplit)

     
  7. heartsthoughtsstuff:

    humansofnewyork:

    "When I was 19, my girlfriend and I were going to study in Paris. Our boyfriends came to the docks to see us off. Right as we were getting on the ship, my friend’s boyfriend said to her: ‘If you go, I won’t wait for you.’ So she turned around and decided to stay. My fiance saw this and told me: ‘I won’t wait for you either.’
    I said: ‘Don’t!’”

    OWNED

     
  8. jungwildeandfree:

    sueslayer:

     

    This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

    Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—

    *flump*

    AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE

    FUCK 

    WHAT IS THAT SMELL

    IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE

    FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

    (Source: theconjuringmovie, via thefuuuucomics)

     

  9. alieniverson:

    oh no a boy doesnt like my apperance whatever will i do

    (via bobshit)

     
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